Attention DATY fans

Illustratedlady · 10-13-2007, 09:06 AM

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Okay men I've read alot of CE ads claiming you give good head but when an actual hook up occurs some of you don't have the slighest clue in hell as to what it is you are doing. And just because you love giving head doesn't mean you give it well so here are 5 small tips to help you and your lady out...

1.) There is more to it than the clit: The clit isn't the only part of the vagina that loves attention during 69. The vagina isn't just for your dick. So stop ignoring it. Put your finger(s) in it, use a vibrator, a carrot (not my thing but I thought I'd throw it out there), something, ANYTHING but play in it please. I mean for crying out loud your face is covered in lady juices so why are you afraid of getting your hands dirty?

2.) You have options: Speaking of the clit, there are more sensations we like other than you flicking it with the tip of your tounge. Suck it, bite it (not too hard- I can not stress this enough) or agian use your hands and give it a little break so she doesn't orgasm in 30 seconds or less. Alternate and repeat. Do you like it when a woman just bobs up and down on your dick with her mouth and nothing else or do you like it when she sucks the whole thing, then just the tip, licks it, grabs it and jacks you off while sucking it and plays with your balls? We like a little variety too.

3.) Rug Burn = No fun: Shave your face or at the very least trim your mustache. No woman on this entire planet thinks having rug burn on her inner thighs is col. We do have to get up and go to work/school/shop when you are done. We need to be able to walk without being in constant pain. Not being able to walk because of the earth shattering orgasm one thing and is totally diferent than being in pain because our thighs are chaffing.

4.) Her thighs are not there just to get in the way: You don't just have to rush right in and start going at it like you're starving, kissing a ladies thighs can only go one of two ways- a. it'll turn her on even more or b. she's laugh like crazy cause it tickles, either way its fun so stop using them to prop yourself up. Rub them while you're eating her out, grab them and pull her legs open but just stop pretending like they aren't there. They are an erogenous zone.

5.) Its not going to break: There are some men who eat pussy like if they get too close or too into it its going to break. You do this too when having sex. If your lady likes it a bit harder during sex she probably wouldn't mind you losing yourself and letting go when your face is in between her legs. Bury your face in there, swim around, come up for air and then dive back in. The vagina is attached. It will not break, it will not come off, it will not need to go in and be redetailed if you bang it up a bit with your mouth so stop treating it like a new Sabb and rough it up a bit. Touch it and act like you love doing it. If you say you love eating pussy then EAT IT don't just taste test it.

bj0963 · 10-13-2007, 01:42 PM

That's funny. good reading thank you

old_licker · 10-13-2007, 01:56 PM

Perfect, i hope all you guys read this

slurpdog · 10-13-2007, 02:04 PM

That is a good read!
:tongue

Slurp

thetraveler · 10-13-2007, 09:00 PM

A very good read indeed :teddy

Da gypsy · 10-14-2007, 07:45 AM

Words to live by. If your going to do something do it the best you can it will always payoff 3 fold. Not to mention you get to dive on that wonderful muff.

gentlemanjim · 10-14-2007, 10:37 AM

Anything that I love to do so much should be done right. And I want the lady to enjoy it to the full. Very useful information. Could it be a sticky????? Maybe the ladies could embroider it and have it posted near the bed! Well, OK, maybe that is a little bit too much. But, maybe not! James

10-14-2007, 10:58 AM

It is now a sticky.

storm916 · 10-15-2007, 08:45 AM

Illistrated Lady Way to go... I for one agree with your 5 suggestions on how to eat at the vagina caf'e. No nampkin needed!

kristy · 10-15-2007, 07:02 PM

Just to ad a little to #1 ~

Fingers are fun...but not if your nails resemble Edward Scissorhands! If I had a nickle for everytime my clit was stabbed with unkempt nail...well, I'd have like a dollar, but so what! It still hurts!